I'm glad that jolted you out of your chair. Or if you're an uptight hetereosexual male, force you to close the window in fear of Your Mom walking into the room only to question your sexual orientation. Or for those similar minded people, what the heck, mumble 'giddy-up-pony!' in that twisted little minds of yours.

Anyway, I came across these pretty pink lil' pony pictures yesterday thanks to a friend's link and eventually coming across a photoshoot website called Exterface. Then I saw these girlish candy-coloured pictures of awesomeness that featured an extremely charming machismo male, who is probably as gay as a bunch of fabulous flamingoes high on helium balloon air. However, if I have mistaken (blasphemy) his sexual orientation, and he turns out to be a straight mate, he deserves a Nobel prize.

All I want to say is that it takes alot of balls and glamour to pull this shit of. Speaking of balls, (topic diversion alert!) the other day I went to a random Indian wedding and saw a grandma with a white beard AND 'stache. COOLIOUS or what? As for these current photoz, it makes me want to change my sex (gay male) and just put on a unicorn costume and prance around the streets carrying a rainbow flag. However, some of you (ahem a certain friend of mine) might simply focus on his tight muscular hairy chest rather than how cuuuuuuuuute his fairy costume is. Mind you, I don't think any girl can pull this of as well as him.

Maybe these photos are posted due to the fact that I haven't been assed to blog for such a long time, but I'm glad these gave me inspiration to do so. Also a random note, if God ever exists, he speaks to me through the radio (Power98fm to be exact). Whenever I start to listen or relisten to a particular music artiste, and happen to on the radio recently after, a song by that artiste or band will play. It's absolute nuts, I tell you! The whole day today I've been listening to nothing but Gorillaz on my iPod. When I got back home, I decided to tune in to the radio after years of neglect, and guess what? 'Feel Good Inc.' comes on. Technology works in mysterious ways, innit? Hopefully you guys will find your 'magical medium' too (and not forgetting, a magical pet gay unicorn!) :D

Ciaos~

BE JEALOUS FOLKS, I GOT TO SEE PLACEBO LIVE IN SINGAPORE! Accompanied by my darlings Rachel & Bridget of course! Placebo's concert was on the 18th March 2010 (full date for future reference and nostalgia purposes). Also, it was held on a Thursday (ZOMGWTF, I THOUGHT ALL CONCERTS WERE DOOMED TO BE ON WEDNESDAYS? But whatever). Well, what else can I say? The crowd was so small, that the venue was at the smaller stage in Fort Canning! But there's an advantage to this, we got to be more up close and personal with Placebo! And be all up in their faces, bitch. 8D

The concert experience for me was, so-so to be honest. The band was about 20 minutes late (as expected of all performers), and an electronic DJ entertained the crowd before they hit the stage. It obviously wasn't as good as seeing No Doubt live (they were late too!), but it wouldn't be fair to compare these two. What Placebo could have done better was to stick to playing their signature songs, or even more of it! I mean, they didn't play Pure Morning, WAT? Bands often tour to promote their new album, but somtimes it just ain't a good idea. Battle of the Sun was their least stellar album, sad to say. However, it takes to hands two clap. And I'd like to point out the crowd was crap too. The turn-up like I said, was very small and simply lacked energy. The crowd DID go kind of crazy during their signature songs though, e.g. Special Needs, Song to Say Goodbye, Meds. However, for the most part the crowd just stood like motionless goats staring into space. Like WTF?

SUCH BLASPHEMY, HERESEY! I did my part jumping like a crazy bitch and screaming along to the lyrics, in the hopes that when Brian squints at the crowd he'd at least notice my face. LOL. And I DO hope he did. Most people went with the uniform all black dress code with the accompanying black eyeliner. However, I took a lane further down into crazy by accesorizing and wearing BLACK LIPSTICK. FUCK YEAH! Nobody does black lipsticks at concerts! To be honest it was reddish-brown lipstick, and I had to make do with that and magically turned it black. Nyahahha. Beware my bewitching powers!

For What it's Worth, it was still a fun experience! Brian Molko, the epitome of Bisexual Goth God turned out to be a very good stand-up comedian! He made jokes about all the funny signs that fans in the crowd made for him, and even gave his pick to someone with a sign that said : BRIAN I'D DIE HAPPY WITH YOUR PICK! So Brian gave it to the lucky duck, and the duck didn't die. Brian humorously chided the fan by calling him dishonest. D'oh! At the end of it all, well some white expat peedos attempted to call us out but failed miserably. And we celebrated with the only affordable thing they sell at concerts, a cuppa beer. (some respectable Victoria Bitter. If they dare sold Tiger Beer I'd drink up my own sweat in frustration)

Now I shall doom you all with PHOTOZ:












The BEST PICTURE I took of Brian Molko! ♥ HEE


Stefan Olsdal! He be the gay guitarist, yo! :D


Hoho, this happens to be picture number #69 in my Placebo album! ;)


Sweaty. If you look closely at the drumset, you'll realise it's made out of whiteboard material. And the words 'New Tommorow' were scrawled from marker ink! 8D


Infra-Red


UP YOURS!


My, my. Look who's feeling devilish today?


All these pictures were kindly brought to you by, your friendly neighbourhood goth and an extremely, inexcusably, shameful camwhore moment:



The rest of my photos of Placebo LIVE in Singapore can be found on my facebook profile. Also, I added 3 little pictures of Adam Lambert in that album over there. Caught a glimpse of him while he was signing autographs at Bugis Junction. Mmmmm, gay goths rule!

Just who the heck is this Fauzi Rassull guy? Apparently, he's an emerging local blogger that happens to be gay and fab. To be honest, I don't really bother with blogs of such people. I read blogs on occasion, and the type of writing I fancy may not cater to most. However curiousity of this calibre won't kill the cat, and I went to check it out.

For a fabulously divine gay guy, I would say his posts are kind of interesting in a positive way. He seems to want to do charity and all of that, which is of course admirable. Although, I think that he should brush up his English a little more. There seems to be some grammar and vocabulary errors here and there, but they could be typos for all I know. The little grammar nazi in me hopes that he will sort it out.

I won't say I'm a big fan of him or anything, because I'd rather spend more time oogling at Jeffree Star's pink hair and candy-coloured tattoos (not that he's Mother Teresa, lol). However, I really applaud him for voicing is opinions and having the balls to slam Xiaxue knowing that she has a multitude of fans just like him.

A few days ago I was walking around Tampines Mall, and sort of bumped into Xiaxue walking by. I can only honestly describe her as something resembling an alien midget. With her high heels, she still looks like waddling smurf. The worst part is her hair. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Chinese girls dying their hair blonde. But like Fauzi Rasull pointed out, she dyes her hair platinum blonde and photoshops every single one of her photos to show coloured irises. Isn't that going abit to far? She seems so insecure of her natural looks, that she has to whitewash herself in order to feel better. With the physical change, comes the superior atas behaviour. That blonde is beautiful, or white better than yellow or black or what have you.

I'm not a fan of her at all, but just decided to scroll through her blog to see if there's any saving grace about it that could change my mind. There was nothing. In fact, I find a lot of posts where she is belittling others who are beneath her. And there are fans who are blinded by her side of the story that support her through and through. It makes me want to puke blood.

Also, I've read her posts on wanting to ban the aerosol spray cans used by foreign workers during New Years and other occasions. And more disturbingly, "The Cute US Marine" post. Granted, I can understand how she feels when the foreign workers do these type of things, because I personally have been sprayed in the face with an aerosol can during New Years. Thankfully, I was not molested. I'm not denying any of your molestation claims by foreign workers. However, in the "Cute US Marine" post she uses a picture of a 'good-looking' white guy and says 'As if I need to resort to rape that stupid slut'. WTF?

Hello bitch, first of all I don't find that guy remotely shaggable. Secondly, after getting negative comments on both of your posts, you write a second one to clarify that you are not racist or prejudiced. Let me tell you, if there was nothing wrong with your first post, you do not have to write a second, more embellished post to save you from the negative feedback you are getting. You say that you are not racist or do not believe that good looking people cannot be rapists. However, all of that is subtly approved in your first posts. You create fear of people who look different from you, or people with darker skin tones. One does not have to spit in each others face or call someone else a derogatory name to be labelled as racist. In this day and age, everything is done much so subtly that it is overlooked. In fact, I'm not even going to call you racist. You are probably just xenophobic.

Maybe that is the reason you have to perm and dye your hair platinum blonde, just so you can look like the equivalent of Taylor Swift, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. So that you can give of the image that you are of a higher class, that you are not like some "typical Chinese girl". After all, you don't want to be mistaken for some 'China prostitute' right? For the record, I think most Chinese girls can't take blonde as a hair colour, especially you. Do you know how deceiving it is to assume someone is another race from the back, and then when you turn around you see someone who is not what you thought they were? You look so much better with that darker brown tone, since it looks so much more natural.

Regarding your latest post that says, short hair is an instant desexifier: I think there are many guys who rather bang natural-looking and short-haired girls compared to you. You look like this mutated and confused creature who is so insecure of her own looks that she has to whitewash herself to feel better. I'm going to quote Kumar the Drag Queen now: don't leave the house without make-up! You might just scare people into thinking it's the Ghost/Seventh Month arrived early!

So Fauzi Rassull, I may not read your blog often but you definitely have my vote over Xiaxue (which means Snowing...a.k.a physically whitewashed). It's a pity when bloggers are blessed with the gift of writing and charisma, but all is wasted on their fucked up way of thinking. If I had the chance to sucker punch her in the fucking face, believe me, I would.

I sincerely hope girls won't idolize bloggers with such horrid mentality. It's about time you think for yourself.

This isn't desperation, it's a statement.

What in the FUCK have I been doing these past few days? Nothing......NOTHING!
Just zoned out every single day. Procrastinated. Every day I tell myself I'm going to study tomorrow. It never happens. There's one day left before the exam. My calculator breaks down. I'm not even panicking. In fact, I just hadda cheezburger and my caffienated sugar rush.

Tomorrow is my funeral. I'm wholly responsible for digging my own grave. I will plummet into the bottomless pit of the magical sinking soil that is my deathbed......and face the skeletons below. I am so fucked beyond anything unlike the rest of you. You may all complain and be scared of being fucked but I KNOW I am fucked.

I had so many oppurtunities to study, but I'm out frolicking during Chinese New Year stuffing myself, savouring booze, surfing the net, watching porn, doing shit but studying. If I'm going to re-take the paper: someone please help me. God save me! COME ON, I NEED A MIRACLE!

Not to anyone's surprise, I have the lowest test scores in my class for finance so far. Irony being that I already took Principle of Accounts for 3 years and scored a B for 'O' Levels.
Fuck this.


In other good news, I GOT MAI XBOX ELITE TODAY! Be jealouz :D

Ok stop, hammer time. (Somebody slap me)

Ok, this has nothing to do with the fact that I can't be bothered or COMPLETELY forgot that today (or yesterday, considering that it's past midnight) was Valentines Day or most importantly the start of Chinese New Year.

I'm going to blame it on my female surprise of the month. I was nicely writhing around in pain from menstrual cramps and for some reason, diarrhea which chose to visit me today. Anyway, I was annoyed out of my mind by this attack so I decided to hit the sack for a while. The MOMENT my head hit the pillow, fucking drums and gongs start playing out of nowhere! And I'm like, fantastic, there's a fucking lion dance going on outside my house. The novelty kind of wears off when you've seen it a 1000 times and oh, you're writhing in pain.

With that said, it still didn't really hit me that today was REALLY Chinese New Year/Valentine's Day. So all of you bastards that have done something today: Cong Xi Fa Cai, Happy Year of the Tiger, Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!

Sorry that I completely forgot about it. And as a side note, my mother as of recently started to embrace the chinese part of herself. Which means we might actually start celebrating Chinese New Year (hosted by other people of course). Completely surreal for me, but whatever! Time for food & alcohol! :P


PS: You think this might be a good year for let's say, Tiger Woods?


PSS: This post is kindly brought to you by, PictuureeeeeeeSpaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

[Here is the original link: http://lifestyle.sg.msn.com/fashion/celebrity/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3859041]

Okay, the above article is supposed to be about famous supermodel Naomi Campbell talking about the loss of Alexander McQueen. In case you didn't know, Alexander McQueen is a famous designer and he went the unfortunate way of suicide. So many fashionistas, supermodels and designers are all greiving as of now.

The fail part comes in when the picture featured on the article isn't Naomi Campbell. The person there looks drastically different, since Naomi is pretty black. That unknown sure as hell isn't Alexander McQueen either, so who the fuck is that on the picture?????? Two words, EPIC FAIL!

By the way, this is how Naomi Campbell looks like:




Pretty far off, ain't it? Talk about colourblind...

Speaking of which, John Mayer is so dead! HA HA HA HA HA. I know many of us wished that John Mayer would just stick to singing and shut the fuck up about everything else. In the past ickle John has ran his mouth off about Guitar Hero, dated several blondies and still managed to talk shit about Jessica Simpson (not that I like her, but hey Mayer's still a douche), was being 'accidentally racist' towards Kumail Nanjiani (see picture below) and took over his time during stand-up comedy and well well well.......he's finally hit the jackpot and said something derogatory towards Black people! LOL

The reason I'm LOL-ing here, it's not because I find it funny but, you see John Mayer technically plays Blues tunes. Hence, he works with mostly Black musicians and back-up singers and I just can't WAIT 'till they give one to his face!!! Oh my God, he is in so much shit now all I can do is laugh! So what if he apologised to Playboy? He just lost his fucking "hood pass"!

On the other hand, some Black people don't really find John Mayer a racist and just say he's used colourful language to "tell it like it is". And those few admire him for that. But whatever, it's not like it's the first time crap has been falling out of his mouth. John Mayer you are still a Grade A douche bag for insulting Guitar Hero, you fucking pathetic narcissistic shit bag. Lawl. How the fuck does anyone get away with insulting GUITAR HERO? Oh, the BLASPHEMY!




And for the record, even though I edited this little piccy with a nifty Swastika (卐), I would like to inform you that the swastika does not symbolizse Hitler and nazisim alone. Before Hitler ripped it off, it was originally a spiritual symbol that is still used across many Eastern religions. Therfore, using it in this context I feel obligated to enlighten and educate to any stupido who needs me to teach you this. Lawl.

PS: I'm having exams like, in the week after the next and I'm totally fucked. I got like the lowest scores in class for Financial Management, and the irony being that I took Principles of Accounting for my 'O' Levels already. Fuck me, some things were just never meant for me! Ugh.


So that's all for today folks! Good day and be nice to your neighbour! If your neighbour is an ass give him one to his face!

So I was scrolling through my facebook feed and found something really intersting my cousin posted, it seems Google Search (fail) has revealed that, when you write 'I am scared of...' in the drop down list, the number one result that comes out is 'I am scared of Chinese People' with 1,160,000 results. And of course, there's also 'I am scared of Black People' with 7,050,000 articles. Seriously, wut in the? O_O

Also, research has led me to find that Sarah Palin (ahahah republican retard) actually left Hawaii after studying there for one semester. She claimed that perpetual sunshine wasn't a condusive environment for 18 year old Alaskan girls who wanted to seriously study. However, her father stated a different reason altogether: that there were too many Asians and Pacific Islanders around which made her feel very uncomfortable.

BAHAHAHAHHA. I'm sorry, but did the big bad Azns scare poor Palin away? Well it surely didn't scare Obama away, maybe that's why he's the President of the USA. lololol.

Also, John Mayer the everliving fucktard. First he dissed Guitar Hero, then hooked up with Jessica Simpson and beat around the bush with a multitude of dumb blondes (still is), gave an excellent tennis commentary fail and now his blatant racism. John Mayer apparently wanted to try his hand at Stand-Up Comedy (HAHAHAHA) and, well he was supposed to joke around for 5 minutes but instead he went on for 20 minutes, which ate into comedian Kumail Nanjiani's time. On top of that he interrupted Kumail during his round, addressing the Pakistani dude as 'Kabul' and remarked that he was a brown dude but sounded like a white dude.
Wat? John Mayer, does your intelligence ever step out outside of your music?

Oh, wait I actually have a comeback. Hai Mr. Mayer, you know what you look like a white guy but you sound like an ASSHOLE!

Anyway, time for some delicious weird asian news. If you read about or are familiar with Japanese games/manga/anime, well, there's a lot of genres available to this. And by genres, I mean the good, the bad and the extremely WTF?

Well, after doing some research about retro psychological horror games (how befitting), I came across this one, called RapeLay. Yep, the concept of the game is just as bad as the title sounds. Basically, you play the role of this chikan (japanese word for a pervert who likes to rub his crotch against non-consenting human, or whatever) whose mission is to rape and do other things to a mother and two daughers, who are 16 and 10 years old. What in the, FUCK? I mean, I can still empathize if it's some sort of weird sex fetish game but seriously RapeLay??! Apparently it's one of those games not meant to be sold outside of Japan, but the means of Amazon caused it to be found by a British MP who appealed to the Japanese goverment to ban the game. Thank God.

Bloody hell, degenerates! There's many levels of low and that game is just the LOWEST level of hell and the game creaters deserve to be thrown in there as well! However, I don't support the notion that videogames influence people to become violent beasts or sex-crazed criminals. I'm pretty much open-minded, but the whole idea of the game is just sick!

(btw, just found out about a lj comm called wtf_sexism due to it's spotlight status. so femminazis go join the REVOLUTION! ^^)

It's December and a hell lot of movies are waiting for you! Ok, not really that much. Although I've only watched the first two movies in the pretty blue-themed little row of posters, I have a feeling all of these are a must watch! And if you're into the jolly good Christmas spirit, then Scrooge would be a good one to catch too!

Well basically all of you should watch Sherlock Holmes, because it's Sherlock Holmes bitchez!! And our favourite lovable druggie Robert Downey Jr is starring in it, so you can't go wrong! The only Sherlock novel I've ever read was Hound of the Baskervilles, but it was ages ago so I can't remember shit.

Princess and the Frog must be caught because this is probably one of the last old-school styled, animated Disney movies you'll be seeing in a LONG time! (However, please do boycott every other shit disney film, like Hannah Montannah). It's also a MILESTONE movie, because it stars the first Black Disney Princess! A round of applause to the Disney company! How long did it take you to arrive at that......more than a 100 years of magic? (no pun intended).

And now onto AVATAR! There's been a lot of hubba bubba about this masterpiece by James Cameron, because it took about THREE MILLION bucks to make! THREE MILLIIIIIOOOOON! This is reason enough to visit the theatres and NOT go down pirate's alley, because there was so much effort put into it and it isn't that expensive! Well, I braved the midnight movie screening even though I didn't sleep at all the previous night, and it kept me awake because it was so bloody FANTASTIC! However, not fantastic in the sense it took 3 million dollars whereas Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars didn't have to empty that much of a pocket.

Blue alien and hot as hell marine love is very ticklish and cute, but if you look at it the concept of the movie isn't actually very new. Indigenous tribe people fighting against greedy modern day leeches who want to steal resources from them, and in the process a pair of individuals fighting from opposing sides fall in love (d'aaaaaaw). Take Pocahantas for example. Or even closer, Mononke Hime (Princess Mononoke).



Ashitaka, the boy prince of a rural village strangely encounters and destroys a hideous and angry boar demon, what was actually once a peaceful and harmless forest spirit. However, he is not unscathed from the fight and is cursed, and so in order to find a cure he sets out to the origin of the demon in lands to the west.

The main struggle is between the people of Iron Town (greedy modern day leechville) and the (not exactly indigenous)creatures residing in Forest. The people of Iron Town continually tear down the trees of the nearby forests, which upsets the bestial gods of the Forest. Eventually, the also try to hunt down the head of the Forest Spirit has it supposedly grants immortality to the holder.

Along the way Ashitaka meets San, a feral girl who has grown up with the noble White Wolves of the forest. She once attacked the people of Iron Town, despising humans and pledging allegiance the forest. Ashitaka, as an outsider tries to prevent things between the two sides from turning into a bloody battle, but ultimately....he can't. And he too joins in the battle and is torn between of saving the forest trying and also deterring and rescuing the humans. In the process, Ashitaka falls in love, 'betrays' and is forgiven by the wild wolf girl San.

See the parallels drawn between the two? Not a very original concept, but sad and true. Avatar is phenomenal for its sheer visual brilliance and enjoyability. The film is rather conventional too, if you overlook the fact there is interspecies love going on (awww.......so schweet! but if you're into screwing animals that's just fucked).

So pay to watch Avatar (it deserves it!), and Happy Holidays! :D

What's wrong with the people in this country? I seriously can't, won't and never will be bothered to catch a single episode of Singapore Idol. I did get a taste of the first season, but seriously let's all face it: Singaporeans can't sing for two packets of peanuts and a bottle of piss.

The commercialism, overexposure of contestants, annoying host and judges who lack proffessionalism or any sort of likeability just makes the whole show alot duller. As every season goes by, the quality of the show just gets worse. They are never going to make it to international, albeit regional standards. That's why I'm suprised there's even a race-related argument going on about Singapore Idol because I thought most people don't give a fuck!

Sezairi won instead of Sylvia Ratonel? I don't give a rat's ass but, what's with racist comments floating all over facebook? Racist girl #1: No offence to anybody, but three malay guys in a row? Come on now, I'M NOT RACIST but...... What is the point of saying no offence, when you are obviously saying something to offend? Okay, if the scenario was three Chinese or Pan-Asian guys in a row, d'you think there would be any hoo-ha about the situation? Obviously not. Because they are the majority, and the fairer race. Give that some thought.

People also believe that Sylvia should've won because she had pop/powerhouse vocals which is a stronger type of voice than Sezairi's indie-laidback style. Well, in AI Season 8 Adam Lambert had fucking powerhouse, opera, glam rock n roll fucking vocals. But Kris Allen the simple jack won. Did every gay guy in the country start flaming over the loss? No. Different styles appeal to different masses idiots.

On a more important note: Anyone else who is busy making racist remarks or hints over on facebook or on their blogs, please note that you are plain DISGUSTING. And I'm referring to both side of the fences, or whatever the hell you are.

Why don't y'all just stop bickering about colour and just go watch something that actually showcases talent, like American Idol. Jeez.

I don't even know why I'm doing this, because I'm pretty sure only ghosts are following my blog. First off, a very Merry Crimbo, and Happy Holidays! And dang I haven't heard the word Crimbo in a long time until midnightblue_ mentioned it in an sms last night. And on a related note, I miss all those frequent livejournal updating days.

So what the fuck did I do since 'holidays' started? Well, I've certainly haven't started on my school projects that's for sure. Although I'll be hauling my ass to the ends of the earth (Jurong and Woodlands respectively), since my kind West-side residing classmates are offering me a chance to sneak into their old Secondary schools for me to take snapshots for my projects.

I've been afflicted with many afflictions. Predominantly diarrhoea, which I've had since the 23rd of December. I blame it on the corndog, which was the last meal I had when I left Kuala Lumpur. And yes, I was out of this country from the 20th-23rd. I suspected I was going to have shit thrown at me, so I told my mom to pack sanitary pads just in case anything happens. And true to my foresight I did get my period....HALFWAY during the 6 hour coach ride to KL. I love my life.

Anyway apologies to all folks because I brought no souvenirs back. Most memorable moment of the journey HAD to be the time my mom's friend semi-ditched us at Central Mall and took a taxi back. Whereas the MOTHER suggested we walk the fuck back, in which we did, wandering like aimless Jews for 40 days and 40 nights in the desert. Thankfully we came into contact with a Monorail station...and even that mode of transport travelled at the speed of an amputated slug. I have no idea how a literal scenario of that would be like but imagine how goddamned slow that was. I was also reminded of many of my classmates in Malaysia. I got reminded of a special someone when I walked into a shopping mall, and it's main hall was stacked FULL with Power Rangers: Jungle Fury merchandise! But for anonymity's sake I will keep quiet. Also, there was that time when I walked into this AWESOME Mat Rock Band Shirt shop. They had like KISS shirts, Kurt Cobain, Def Leppard and all that shit around the shop. There were even ones featuring shirts that were Native American inspired, Wolves, Horses, Lions and Tigers. The last two types especially reminded me of Rahayu LOL.

HOWEVER, all the best shirts were sold out when I flipped through the catalogue. The gay-ass unicorn shirts were sold out.....kind of a good thing now in retrospect. The 'I-JUST-MUST-HAVE-IT!' moment came when I looked towards the ceiling, and I saw this FIERCE Werewolf shirt. No kidding. Not any old wolf shirt but WEREWOLF BITCHEZ! RAR. It was this muscular brown werewolf with a six-pac and lunar tattoos. It sported a spiked silver collar around it's neck which was chainlinked to the ground, and it was angrily growling at the moon. Epic shirt, no? But alas all the shirts of it was sold out, and only that one poster that has been there for 10 years was hanging off the ceiling. My mother, on the other hand kept laughing at it and called it the bondage wolf. Seriously....

Also, I spent a hell lot of time Merry Making and contracting more diseases when I got back and during Christmas. Lord God throw what you will at me: diarhhoea streak, ulcers, migraine, unstoppacle hiccup spectacle, saturday night fever.....will it ever STOP?

I didn't go for Christmas mass this year because I was sick...really. =( Really Really. I haven't been to church this whole year, in fact ages and I'm so sorry I'm such a useless blasphemous child but really, I was sick. Although, my mom dragged me to Marina Mandarin because she reserved Absolut Vodka, lotsa wine and champagne heh. X'mas was slightly more interesting this year seeing hot indian studs trying to bhangra dance with my mom and aunts, drunken relatives and also Mark Lee sat at the table next to us (so WHAT).But in reality, he's a really nice guy so I'm not going to say anything mean.....(the beng wore flannel to a HOTEL event. On CHRISTMAS! whut?)

Also, I bumped into the hotel singer again. I feel really bad because whenever I insult her singing and make-up tactics she always looks into my direction and flashes this million dollar smile. Now she wants to start toilet conversation with my family. I am screwed up....

Would love to end off with a few cute excerpts of drunken family conversation......

Auntie C: Do you realise there's only women sitting at this table?
Mom: FROM YOUNG TO OLD!
Auntie M: AND 3 DIFFERENT COLOURS TOO!
Vans: BAHAHAHAHA
***

Mom who is too far gone: HAI HITLER! 卐
Auntie M: Omg, cannot say that
Vans: Wai?
Auntie M: There was this one time, I said that to a German dude, he was soooo pissed
Mom: HEY HAI
Auntie M: No really cannot!
***

Vans: That's Mark Lee
Auntie M: What, with the kuali face?
Vans: Ya!
Auntie M: Maaaaaaark! Heey MAAAAAARK! Picture plz?
Mark Lee: ?????

Livejournal's 'insert image' function seems to be fucked up, so I'm using ImageShack to upload photos for the time being. Rest of the Marina Mandarin collection can be found on Facebook, cheers.